Frank: Recovering motorcycles. There was a huge flood so I figured I'd grab a motorcycle. The kid has been nagging that he wants one for his birthday.
Ted: Frank we are supposed to be saving people, not recovering motorcycles so that you can get back at your ex.
Frank: I just feel like this is the only way he'll ever respect me, if I show up one evening on a black three-wheeled motorcycle, and we ride off into the sunset. I don't care if his mother has him every weekend, I'm going to take my son on a motorcycle ride!
Ted: Frank, you need to let go. He'll come around. A few more years and you'll be able to go to the bar with him, talk about girls and watch some goddam baseball.
Frank: I guess you're right. I'll bring the chopper down so we can grab that scuba diver. Fucking tourists.
Ted: Fuckin' tourists.
Seriously can anyone explain why they are trying to save a motorcycle instead of flood victims???
Hahaha this post made me lol! I don't know.. probably because in the lego universe its' all about constructing. Lego humanoids are just for burning in the toilet.
ReplyDeleteYou could argue they're a salvage team, but then the "Rescue" label on the side of the fucking helicopter totally debunks that theory.
ReplyDeleteAlso those propellers are way too small for such a big helicopter.
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